Probably the world’s most imitated persons are not celebrities, PROFESSORS. Their boring lectures may be awful in class hours but they make the funniest stories in break time with our buddies. Try this… they are a good ice breakers too. Why every lecture is mocked and differnently boring?? How do we remember them even if we don’t listen?? Because they are unique. Every professor or teacher have their own style of lecturing. Here they are classified in broad categories. Check how many have you experienced yet J
terminators
Serious?? Funny?? Who knows… they
never show any expression at all. No grin no shout no compliment. Go, teach,
come back is their motto.
When they enter, there will be a
little movement in their lips which is the reply to your wish. Once started there
is no looking back unless the over-bell rings.
ADVANTAGE :
You can write any incomplete record or
send texts to your buddies or play a game in mute. They are the best for
morning hours.
INDIANA
JONES
Well they are those who have a real
time example for every theory. At last we remember the example but not the
theory. They always emphasis on practical learning and they are better in another
subject they teach
DISADVANTAGE:
They have never completed syllabus on
time.
SHOW
STOPPERS
The gorgeous... they will battle
along with the students for ‘the handsome guy’ or ‘the hot chick’ title. No
matter at what time or how good they teach, attendance will be high.
ADVANTAGE :
You can never believe an hour passed
like a minute. This is the disadvantage too.
The fast
and furious
The lecture will begin at the moment
they step in the class. Its better if you hold the pen with your note opened
before you stand up to wish. They teach short hand writing along with their
subject. Mostly they are Chuck Norris or Rajinikanth fans.
golden words are not repeated !!
DISADVANTAGE:
They never show their hurry when the
hour is over.
The hulk
THEY ARE ALWAYS ANGRY
No
matter how you study or where you sit, once they fix, you are violated, not
just once. They are there just to remind you Karma is real. You will be
punished.
The politicians
THEY NEVER WORK
You can’t see his face often but you
will remember him for all the good he has done. He would accept anything as an
assignment, proxy is a common practice, internal marks are always the maximum
but he just expects one thing in return…… you should not talk to him about the
subject nor he will to you J
well the lecturers are classified.... what about the students ???????
they fall under a single category
so what do they think their professors are ???
