Probably the world’s most imitated persons are not celebrities, PROFESSORS. Their boring lectures may be awful in class hours but they make the funniest stories in break time with our buddies. Try this… they are a good ice breakers too. Why every lecture is mocked and differnently boring?? How do we remember them even if we don’t listen?? Because they are unique. Every professor or teacher have their own style of lecturing. Here they are classified in broad categories. Check how many have you experienced yet J
terminators
Serious?? Funny?? Who knows… they
never show any expression at all. No grin no shout no compliment. Go, teach,
come back is their motto.
When they enter, there will be a
little movement in their lips which is the reply to your wish. Once started there
is no looking back unless the over-bell rings.
ADVANTAGE :
You can write any incomplete record or
send texts to your buddies or play a game in mute. They are the best for
morning hours.
INDIANA
JONES
Well they are those who have a real
time example for every theory. At last we remember the example but not the
theory. They always emphasis on practical learning and they are better in another
subject they teach
DISADVANTAGE:
They have never completed syllabus on
time.
SHOW
STOPPERS
The gorgeous... they will battle
along with the students for ‘the handsome guy’ or ‘the hot chick’ title. No
matter at what time or how good they teach, attendance will be high.
ADVANTAGE :
You can never believe an hour passed
like a minute. This is the disadvantage too.
The fast
and furious
The lecture will begin at the moment
they step in the class. Its better if you hold the pen with your note opened
before you stand up to wish. They teach short hand writing along with their
subject. Mostly they are Chuck Norris or Rajinikanth fans.
golden words are not repeated !!
DISADVANTAGE:
They never show their hurry when the
hour is over.
The hulk
THEY ARE ALWAYS ANGRY
No
matter how you study or where you sit, once they fix, you are violated, not
just once. They are there just to remind you Karma is real. You will be
punished.
The politicians
THEY NEVER WORK
You can’t see his face often but you
will remember him for all the good he has done. He would accept anything as an
assignment, proxy is a common practice, internal marks are always the maximum
but he just expects one thing in return…… you should not talk to him about the
subject nor he will to you J
well the lecturers are classified.... what about the students ???????
they fall under a single category
so what do they think their professors are ???
7 comments:
golden words r not repeated!
But the entire session s LAKALAKA LAKA session,how come the first bench prodigys interprets them????
let ur hunt for gorgeous lecturers continue......
:) expecting it soon
Great piece of research done!!!!!
semma machan......Keep rocking dude...
for a long long time.... from the time we entered a closed community called school :D
senjuruvom :)
Append to the existing list..
Indian jones
They start slow and steady with the concepts well versed in. As the semester nears to the end they rush with the portion of the subject left over with the reasoning that there is no time. In case of doubts or questions the tag line used is "meet me separately in staff room"..
Show stoppers
Like onions, as you go on peeling you see nothing inside, these professors teach or rather entertain you so much that if you think at the end of every session he would have talked so much but you would have learnt nothing.
Fast and furious (dictators)
These professors refer many books and prepare the notes. They are not worried about teaching the concepts. The moment the session starts the dictation starts. Most of the times they teach english pronunciations, spelling, short hand instead of the core subject.
As for students there are 3 categories
Students who do not understand anything. They are not bothered about anything that happens in the class.. come what may.. they do not care..
Students who understand partially.. peer pressure, others expectations makes them attend college.. they are like cat on the wall.. they are physically present but mentally elsewhere.. dreaming, thinking if engineering is the only way of earning to have a living.. they are the majority category..
Students who understand almost, self driven.. they are well informed, prepared sometimes better than lecturers.. planning sets them apart.. by the end of their penultimate year they would have decided what they want to do and be..
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